May 2012
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i be crazy get off my dick look at that lesbian ok I’m done OMG SHAY LET ME LICK YOUR FACE sexy frog tho fuck you OMFG YES Read at your own risk only if i look presentable just fuck already or maybe i just have the runs she’s hot
May 30th
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zouziias: gatzli: thegrumpus: miktatertot: sabreglass: sfrfaceplant: This is also the very first MLP plushie to feature a special hole in her butt that you can stick your penis in! It has a circumference of a little over 6.5” and a depth of about 6”. You can pull it inside-out for cleaning but it is highly recommended you don’t finish inside her as fleece can be quite difficult to...
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“I’ve said this before. I don’t want to be around when shit goes down. I do not...”
– Sara Quin (when asked how she’d survive a zombie apocalypse)
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The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in...
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tried to do sit ups right now because i really don’t want to start my paper. lol nope.　
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Listenfucking-locked: Drinking Song | Jenny Owen...
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My mom is going to buy my brother and me tickets for the midnight showing of SWATH.  I CAN NOT WAIT TO GO HOME ON THURSDAY.
May 29th
so… tomorrow I’m not doing anything but my first draft of my research paper. Which has to be five pages… and I haven’t started. It’s due Tuesday midnight? I think. on another note, I got a text from a number i don’t know saying “visit me.” Well okay…
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"The earth be like, 'today i feel like makin a...
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sweetscottishcherub: i don’t think people understand that when i watch something, i don’t look for the gay the gay looks for me
May 27th
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Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
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misanderysoncooper: lmao @ people who think feminism is about equal rights when it’s about killing all men
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May 25th
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my tumblr relationships
me: omfg ily i swear we're like long lost twins or something your blog is my life
me: also what is your name
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tardisexuality: you know how when you’re younger you pick up words and use them even though you don’t know what they mean one time I called my brother a dildo and my mom tried to yell at me but she was laughing so hard there were tears streaming down her face
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